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The Star Signs As Thanksgiving Dishes


Nov. 24 2020, Updated 10:58 p.m. ET

Thanksgiving is here so it’s time to talk food. Not how to make it but its energy. Here’s which star sign best represents some of the most popular Thanksgiving dishes.

Aries: The Turkey

Aries is the first sign of the zodiac and they act like it. They’re always the center of attention just like the turkey hogging the limelight when it comes to Thanksgiving dinner. Handle either wrong and the whole day is ruined; just give up and go home.

Taurus: Dinner Rolls

A Taurus will happily put in the hard work for high reward. But they also enjoy being in soothing environments. Making bread is lot of effort that pays off, and what’s more soothing than biting into a soft, warm roll.

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Gemini: Sweet Potato Casserole

A mess of totally contrasting components that were thrown together and somehow function as a single entity.

Cancer: Mac and Cheese

Cancers have a strong attachment to the cosy, domestic, and comforting, which sums up a homemade mac and cheese pretty well. But they can also lean a tad controlling, as can anyone who has their own way of making the damn thing. IF YOU’RE NOT THE ONE MAKING IT, WE DON’T NEED YOUR “SUGGESTIONS,” RYAN!

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Leo: Pecan Pie

A Leo needs to be in the spotlight, but can’t share it with Aries so has to be in a totally different course. Pumpkin pie is too humble, they need the flashy adornments of the pecan.

Virgo: Mash Potatoes

Grounded, practical, unfussy, doesn’t scream and shout, but you would miss them if they weren’t there.

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Libra: Gravy

Gravy, like the Libra, is about balance and harmony. Try saving a gravy after you mess up the ratios, or dealing with a Libra when deadlines throw their work-life balance off.

Scorpio: Deviled Eggs

You know why.

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Sagittarius: Stuffing

Sagittarius, like stuffing, is endlessly adaptable. The archer sign loves to explore and try new things, and you can search for the rest of your life and never stop finding new, weird stuffing variations.

Capricorn: The Salad

Capricorns can be perceived as a tad cold and distant. The salad may seem like it was thrown together without care, but more often than not there is real heart behind them when you look close enough.

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Aquarius: Hash Brown Casserole

If summarized in one word: eccentric. Both are bold, unafraid to be different, and of the people.

Pisces: The Cranberry Sauce

The last sign of the zodiac, and the thing you forgot. You forgot the cranberry sauce didn’t you. It’s fine, Pisces is fine. They’re used to it.

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